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Post by R. Devane on Mar 12, 2008 19:39:52 GMT
1) Are you any good?
2) My mate's brother's uncle is Irish champion - you must know him?
3) What are ya benchin'?
4) Do yez do the mma?
5) How do ya do the death touch?
6) Are ya better than Bruce Lee?
7) What would you do if.........(involves several armed opponents and you are tied up to a bomb!)
I've forgotten some of the other clangers so if you've gotten any, add them to the list.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2008 23:40:42 GMT
How many ways are there to... (eg, break someone's neck)
Would you beat me up? (the best answer to this is "nah, I'm pretty crap.")
Have you ever had to use any martial arts in a fight?
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Post by mikeym on Mar 13, 2008 0:32:25 GMT
Ah for me it has to be "Who'd win between you and .... ?" (names another instructor)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2008 1:22:31 GMT
Ah for me it has to be "Who'd win between you and .... ? " (names another instructor) Yup. Terrible question to be asked. They're the type of questions you can't answer, no matter what you say. People don't realise the awkward position they put you in. Imagine asking your doctor if he's any good at being a doctor. If he says yes you call him an arrogant so and so, and if he says no, you get a new doctor. There's no answer. |
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Post by jlaw on Mar 13, 2008 9:41:53 GMT
How do you do a roundhouse kick?...i hate that one.
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Post by R. Devane on Mar 13, 2008 12:50:07 GMT
will you show me a few moves?!!!
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Post by louise devane on Mar 13, 2008 16:11:08 GMT
yup yup heres a good one ,
stranger : what ya work at?
louise : martial arts instructor
stranger :hi yaaaaaaaaa
thats the best one of all time , and of course the other major question is can ya do the splits hahahahahahaha .
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2008 17:29:26 GMT
What DAN are you?
Do you spar full contact?
Did you ever have to use it on the street?
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Post by monaghanmauler on Mar 14, 2008 12:21:05 GMT
Short answers to the questions that are hated
1) Are you any good?
Yeah Im Deadly
2) My mate's brother's uncle is Irish champion - you must know him?
Is his name frank.
3) What are ya benchin'?
Weights
5) How do ya do the death touch?
With a lead pipe to the head
6) Are ya better than Bruce Lee
sure ill fight him now and see.
(Disclaimer - all above answers are joke ones but can be used and i won't take anyone up for copyright theft - Hee hee)
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Post by R. Devane on Mar 14, 2008 13:50:41 GMT
Yo - who's the monaghon mauler? good name - I might use some of those answers!
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Post by Kiefer.c on Mar 14, 2008 14:47:19 GMT
who's the best outta the instructors? is your man any use is he?(pointing at an instructor) i'd say your handy in an ole scrap yea? is it alright if i bring me mate down to the sparring class?now i'll warn ya he's very good.. do ya do the ufc yourself yea? FULL CONTACT  ? |
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Post by R. Devane on Mar 14, 2008 17:15:37 GMT
What do you eat!!!
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Post by Pete on Mar 14, 2008 17:35:34 GMT
Why u like to hurt other ppl?
Whats the point of training so much?
Do u think that u are tough guy?
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Post by Kiefer.c on Mar 15, 2008 13:20:40 GMT
would ya beat me?
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